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Stop trying to make a console war out of which WoW is better, you’re all exhausting

I’ve been very much enjoying the World of Warcraft: Forever beta—and I will be the first to cop to the fact I think it’s recapturing a lot of the essence of an oldschool MMO that we lost. Tongue in my cheek, I’ll even join in with the “reject modernity” crowd. But, crucially, I’ll be doing so as a joke.

I’ve noticed, skimming my hand across the surface of the discourse, a propensity for folks to be getting up in arms about which version of their favorite MMO was better and to do so loudly, passionately, and obnoxiously. These factions stand divided:

Xal'atath appears before Alleria Windrunner to loom, menacingly, over them in World of Warcraft: The War Within.

The Church of Retail

Behold, the cruel efficiencies of the Church of Retail, who believe that modern WoW’s conveniences, that their hoards of amassed transmogs and mounts and player housing, are indeed the better option, and that these upstarts are merely nostalgia-peddlers.

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House Classic

The hard, leathery-faced veterans of House Classic, who believe that no changes are to be wrought upon their favorite game—that these $30 Skyborne elves are a pox upon the land, and that even the slightest whiff of quality of life is a heresy.

A screenshot of the World of Warcraft: Forever beta. A pair of Orcs in the Crossroads rest on the dry ground.

The Coalition of Forever

The new fledgling Coalition of Forever, who scoff at the implications that they are in a “millenial retirement home”. Nay, instead, their day has come! A glorious dawn peeking over the horizon to lead them into what MMORPGs should have always been!

A crying orc in World of Warcraft: Forever.

Me, Some Guy

I am in the center of this bloody battlefield, going: God, you’re all exhausting, before being deservedly riddled with arrows and dying. Such is the life of someone with opinions—but before you knock an arrow into your bow, I’d ask you to hear me out.

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