‘Keep dying to goose pls help’: Where Winds Meet players are being chased around by demonic geese
There are a lot of tough bosses in the recently released wuxia MMO Where Winds Meet, but none of them can match the sheer power of the goose.
Check the subreddit or the Steam forums and you’ll see threads of befuddled players with titles like “Goose??” and “please be careful around geese” and “throw every goose you see.” Where Winds Meet isn’t really a game about killing wildlife, but like the chickens in Zelda games, these geese pack a punch.
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“I was just exploring the map when all of a sudden I get jumped by a random white goose who does some roundhouse kick and immediately kills me,” Reddit user Final-Trifle1765 says. “Is this normal?”
SebaElite1975 on Steam also seems like they missed the memo and went to the forums to demand some answers. “MAKE A VIDEO HOW TO KILL A GOOSE,” they write. “I DONT WANT LETTERS I WANT A VIDEO. IT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO KILL HIM.”
“It’s red and attacks me,” is all Steam user Tarobun says in their “keep dying to goose pls help” thread. Everyone in the replies urges them to simply pick it up and throw it into the water, or, alternatively, stun the goose and run away. Tarobun posted on Monday and never responded, so I can only assume we lost another good soldier in this brutal war.
Untitled Goose Game was a warning and Where Winds Meet is the punishment for not heeding it. Geese are far more powerful than they look and can’t be defeated through normal means. If you’re planning on logging into the MMO soon, watch out. In the wise words of Reddit user VeryZok: “He’s a god, not a goose, respect him.”
