WWE SmackDown Results 10/27/23

WWE SmackDown Results 10/27/23
Fiserv Forum
Milwaukee, Wisconsin

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Commentators: (Michael Cole, Corey Graves and Kevin Patrick) 

Ring Announcer: Alicia Taylor

Transcription by Josh Lopez

Roman Reigns & LA Knight’s Contract Signing

LA Knight: I know you’re not trying to move that table, aren’t you? No. You’re going to take all night because I don’t have the time. Let’s make this official and sign that title away. YEAH!

Nick Aldis: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to SmackDown live from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Now, gentlemen, we all know why we’re here. To sign the contract and make official for Crown Jewel, your match for the WWE Undisputed Universal Heavyweight Championship. Now, you and your representatives have looked over the fine details.

LA Knight: We all know why we’re here and what we’re doing, so let me talk to you. What we’re doing right now is looking at a contract. And in this very contract, it reads that Roman Reigns is going to hand over the WWE Championship to LA Knight. YEAH! So, why don’t I go ahead and sign that right now. There you go, big boy, have at it, chief.

Roman Reigns: Hey, idiot. No, I’m not talking to you, Milwaukee. I’m talking to you. This is crazy. You must be stupid. You’re just going to sign away. Let me ask you something. Have you ever had a contract signing? I got one more question. Have you ever had a championship match? I didn’t think so, so that means you got no clue what you’re doing right now. But don’t you worry, your Tribal Chief, I’m going to go easy on you. We’re going to make it really nice for you for your first time, don’t worry, we’re going to go really gentle with you, alright sweetheart?

Nick Aldis: Thank you gentlemen, that concludes my responsibilities this evening. I want to wish the both of you the very best of luck at Crown Jewel.

LA Knight: Hey, Roman, as far as I’m looking, I’m at the head of the table, so acknowledge me. You want to talk about my first contract signing. You want to talk about my first WWE Championship match. And you’re right, isn’t that crazy? You also said that you’re going to go easy on me. That’s sweet of you. And I hope you do, because if right now you think that you’re going to underestimate this man, because this is my first time around, my friend, you’re already beat. And I’m going to put it to you like this. Is this my first time? Hell yes, it is. So, I’m sitting here, and I’m thinking to myself, after only a single year, I’m sitting at the head of this table, about to take your title. And a climb so fast, you didn’t know what hit you.

And by the time we get to Crown Jewel, you’re going to be thinking to yourself, what the hell just happened, he just walked out with my WWE Championship. But, you see, you don’t understand. Yeah, this is my first time, but I only need one time. Because while you’ve failed over and over again, while you were busy doing suffering succotash, I been out here telling everyone whose game this is. Not yet, folks. Because there could be only one WWE Champion. YEAH! There can only be one me. YEAH! And guess what? It’s coming up really soon, and there’s nothing you can do about it. And that’s not an insult, that is just a fact of life. I can’t stop this gravy train. I can’t stop the undeniable kavorka. And I can’t stop being the man they call, the megastar, with everybody saying it, LA Knight.

Roman throws the table at Knight. Roman tees off on Knight. Roman sends Knight shoulder first into the steel ring post. Roman rolls another table into the ring. Roman talks smack to Knight. Knight fires back with a flurry of bodyshots. Knight repeatedly stomps on Roman’s chest. Knight kicks Roman in the face. Jimmy Uso attacks Knight from behind. Jimmy asks if Roman’s okay. Knight puts Jimmy through the table with a Belly to Back Suplex to close the segment.

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