A video to teach hipster video game “reviewers” how to objectively review a video game.
For some reason, this video needed to be made.
Want objective game reviews?
Want games without fun?
It’s vital games aren’t fun!
Want shorter games?
Don’t care about games?
Don’t know if you’re even playing a game?
Objectivity is a “silly thing to strive for” – Kotaku
What is objectivity?
Who ever said anything about being objectively fun?
Critics are important, say critics