REVIEWS
Objective Video Game Reviews
A video to teach hipster video game “reviewers” how to objectively review a video game.
For some reason, this video needed to be made.
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Want objective game reviews?
Hate gamers?
Want games without fun?
It’s vital games aren’t fun!
Want shorter games?
Don’t care about games?
Don’t know if you’re even playing a game?
Objectivity is a “silly thing to strive for” – Kotaku
What is objectivity?
Who ever said anything about being objectively fun?
Critics are important, say critics
Sexism!!!