Throw the Wildest Milkshake Keg Party Today in Two Point Campus
Ain’t no party like a Two Point Campus party, at least if you’re into milkshakes and DJs named after puns. Two Point Campus is out now for Xbox Series X|S, Xbox One, and with Xbox Game Pass and PC Game Pass, bringing the party straight to your screen with a bevy of new clubs, activities, and bands for your college students to rock out to. Trust us, it’s totally for the greater good of their education. Totally.
Every party needs a venue, and that’s where the student union (that’s British for “lounge”) comes in. Prop up your four walls, plop down a milkshake bar staffed by one of your university’s assistants, and maybe toss in a disco dance floor, and you’ve got yourself a party headquarters. Players can then schedule a ton of different events to help keep their students happy and entertained. Remember, it’s harder for your students to hit the books if they’re constantly bummed out. Happiness is one of several factors you’ll have to keep track of to ensure your students succeed.
Chief among these awesome offerings, gigs offer the hottest bands in Two Point County the chance to play for your prestigious institution.
The Ripped Chords
You may know Ripped Chords from Campus Radio or the credits of that one film you liked. This three-piece may not draw the biggest crowds, but they’re beloved by a silent minority, listening in their bedrooms, their basements and quiet parkland areas.
Alchemical Friendship
The story goes that the two friends met in potions class at Spiffinmoore Academy, where an unusually strong batch of skyweeds caused the pair’s jingle potion to leave them both with permanent, irreversible musical talent.
Boogie Knights
The Two Point Squabbler described the Boogie Knights as “the funkiest knights that Two Point County has ever seen”, and while that’s wildly speculative and totally unprovable, it’s also hard to argue with.
Are parties a little much for you? Maybe you prefer to take things slower. Hopefully not too slow, because the Speedwalking Club is looking for fresh recruits. Clubs are yet another way for students to stave off the doldrums while doing something productive.
In the Speedwalking Club, students are challenged to get their steps in and kick up a little dust in their wake. Decorate campus with speed walking signs and giant mouse wheels and your students’ healthiness will increase along with their overall movement speed. Now there’s no excuse to be late to lecture.
On the polar-opposite side of the spectrum, the Power-Napping Club is for those who love their Z’s. Practice your sleep-talking next to Sleepy Sheep stands or giant moon statues surrounded by pillows. Who approved this?
Finally, you’ve got the Gardening Club. Take off those shoes and pick up a watering can, it’s time to escape the strain of everyday life. Whether it’s all day in the library or that suffocating, synthetic jumper, some students just want more nature. Feel the earth beneath your feet, the sun on your face and the wind… wherever it is you feel that.
No matter what kind of student you are, rest assured that Two Point Campus is there to take your tuition fee. Welcome to the first day of class.
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Take your simulation management experience to a class above with Two Point Campus, the sequel to the multi-million selling Two Point Hospital. Build your university, your way! It’s time to spin academia on its head! Got a yearning for learning? Or just keen to build an educational masterpiece? Two Point Campus is jam-packed with new creative tools to help you build the university of your dreams. For the first time, build on the outside as you develop a blank canvas of greenery into your own delightfully educational campus environment, housing the top teaching facilities in the land. Lay down pathways with new easy-to-use tools. Plant glorious collections of outdoor flora. Place benches and tennis courts. Build a Cheeseball arena, complete with stands. The only limit is your imagination (and your in-game bank balance). Not the usual fare But, of course, it wouldn’t be a Two Point game without a twist. Rather than typical academic fare, students in Two Point County enjoy a range of wild and wonderful courses: from Knight School (hey, we all have to learn jousting at some point in our lives), to the salivatory Gastronomy, where your students will build mouth-watering concoctions like giant pizzas and enormous pies. The academic year… is here! Take advantage of the opportunity to spend way more time with the little people in your university. The academic year begins with a summer break, giving you enough time to get everything looking great before your students move in. Build libraries, hire the best staff, kit your campus out with the best courses and watch the academic potential of your students get unlocked! Shaping the students of the future. But it’s not just work hard. Oh, no. It’s play hard, too. For your university students aren’t all bookish 24/7. You’ll need to keep an eye on their happiness and make sure they’re getting enough entertainment, pastoral care and general joie de vivre to develop into incredible individuals who will do the legacy of your university proud. Keep it classy!
