WWE Raw Results 3/9/26

WWE Raw Results 3/9/26
Climate Pledge Arena
Seattle, Washington

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Commentators: (Michael Cole & Corey Graves)

Ring Announcer: Alicia Taylor

Transcription by Josh Lopez

Adam Pearce, Seth Rolins, The Vision, LA Knight, The Usos Segment 

Adam Pearce: Good evening, Seattle. Normally, I would be out here to enthusiastically welcome everybody to Monday Night Raw, but tonight I have some unfortunate business to attend to. Unfortunate in the sense that, it’s time I have a conversation with somebody that’s made himself well known, over the last month or so, somebody that I happened to know very well is in the building tonight. So, Seth Freakin’ Rollins, Seth, I know you’re in the building tonight, because The Vision is in the building tonight, and it’s time for you and I to have a talk, face-to-face, eye-to-eye, so please join me in the ring. Seth, I know that you’re here.

The ringside area gets flooded with dozens of hooded masked figures. Seth Rollins walks into the ring.

Adam Pearce: Seth, you and I have known each other for a long time, I didn’t need any of that, but I do need to talk to you. Listen, we see, eye-to-eye, I do not like The Vision. I don’t like them, but it’s not my job to like or dislike people, it’s my job to be the general manager of Monday Night Raw. So, I want you to hear it directly from me. What’ve you been doing for the last month, with all the black masks, it’s unacceptable. Hear me out, not because I don’t think The Vision deserves it, yeah, I think The Vision deserve it. But, Seth, you just had surgery less than five months ago, so I know you know how dangerous it is what you’re doing week in and week out.

Yeah, the drive by attack and escape, it’s worked every time, but let me ask you this, what happens when it doesn’t, because you get away or you have other guys in mask. I understand it, I understand it, I don’t like it, but there’s gonna come a time when you don’t get away. And when The Vision gets their hands on you, then what happens? And have you thought about that, because you’re not medically cleared. So, the way I look at it, best case scenario, you and I come to an agreement, we nip it in the bud, and we stop it now. Because I’m telling you, as a man, worst case scenario, the worst-case scenario is that they get their hands on you, and when they do get their hands on you, that worst case scenario means the end of Seth Freakin’ Rollins.

Logan Paul: The end of Seth Freakin’ Rollins, not a matter of if, it’s a matter of when, and that when is now, because we are about to beat the bricks out of all of your masked minions, and the biggest moron out of all of you, Seth Freakin’ Rollins.

Austin Theory: Seth, there’s a bullet with your name on it. And we don’t give a damn how many masked idiots you got, they ain’t gonna take it for you, so I guess consider this, worst-case scenario.

Seth puts his mask on and leaves through the crowd with The Black Mask Crew. LA Knight storms into the ring. Knight kicks Paul in the gut. Knight drives Paul into the ringside barricade. Knight is trading back and forth shots with Theory. Paul attacks Knight from behind. The Vision gangs up on Knight. The Usos run down to make the save. Jey SuperKicks Theory. Double SuperKick to Paul. Knight clotheslines Paul. The Usos goes for The 1D, but Theory pulls Paul out of the ring.

– Jackie Redmond had a backstage interview with The Usos as they were heading out of the arena. Jey Uso says that he doesn’t give a damn about Seth Rollins or The Vision, they all got to get done up. Jimmy says that there’s receipts to dealt out. Jey seems to be in a major rush to leave. Jackie brings up that Jey was friends with CM Punk not that long ago, does he have any comments regarding what CM Punk said to Roman Reigns last week? Jey says that he has nothing to say. Jimmy stops Jey in his tracks. Jimmy tells Jackie that maybe they do have something to say.

First Match: Iyo Sky vs. Bayley vs. Lyra Valkyria vs. Raquel Rodriguez vs. Asuka vs. Ivy Nile In A Women’s Gauntlet Match. The Winner Becomes The Number One Contender For The WWE Women’s Intercontinental Championship 

LYRA VALKYRIA VS. IYO SKY 

Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Sky kicks Valkyria in the gut. Wrist Lock Exchange. Valkyria with a Monkey Flip. Sky maintains wrist control. Valkyria with a Wrist Lock Suplex. Sky with a Headscissors Escape. Sky pops back on her feet. That leads us to a quick standoff in the center of the ring. Valkyria applies a side headlock. Sky sends Valkyria to the corner. Valkyria dives over Sky. Valkyria ducks a clothesline from Sky. Valkyria with a Spin Kick for a two count. Sky denies The Night Wing. Sky showcases her speed and agility. Sky sweeps out the legs of Valkyria. Sky with a basement dropkick. Valkyria dumps Sky out of the ring. Sky avoids The Wrecking Ball Dropkick. Sky lands The Suicide Dive. Sky rolls Valkyria back into the ring. Sky ascends to the top turnbuckle. Valkyria slams Sky’s head on the top rope. Valkyria with The Wrecking Ball Dropkick. Valkyria is fired up.

Valkyria has complete control of the match during the commercial break. Forearm Exchange. Sky with The Shotei. Valkyria delivers her combination offense. Sky with The Butterfly BackBreaker. Sky nails Valkyria with The Bullet Train Attack. Sky walks over Valkyria. Valkyria stops Sky in her tracks. Valkyria with a straight right hand. Sky kicks Valkyria in the chest. Valkyria with clubbing blows to Sky’s back. Sky goes for The Sunset Flip PowerBomb, but Valkyria lands back on her feet. Valkyria with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Valkyria drops Sky with The Tornado DDT. Valkyria with The Fisherman’s Buster for a two count. Valkyria tells Sky to get up. Valkyria goes for The Night Wing, but Sky counters with a Roll Through Double Foot Stomp. Sky with The Buzzsaw Kick. Sky walks over Valkyria. Sky connects with Over The MoonSault. Lyra Valkyria has been eliminated.

IYO SKY VS. RAQUEL RODRIGUEZ 

Sky dropkicks Rodriguez off the ring apron. Rodriguez catches Sky in mid-air. Sky with forearm shivers. Rodriguez avoids hitting the steel ring post. Rodriguez decks Sky with a back elbow smash. Rodriguez with a running clothesline on the floor. Rodriguez rolls Sky back into the ring. Rodriguez stomps on the midsection of Sky. Rodriguez with The Corkscrew Elbow Drop for a two count. Rodriguez goes for The Tejana Bomb, but Sky lands back on her feet. Sky ducks a clothesline from Rodriguez. Sky slams Rodriguez’s head on the top rope. Rodriguez avoids The Springboard Missile Dropkick. Rodriguez delivers The Pounce. Rodriguez has complete control of the match during the commercial break.

Sky has Rodriguez perched on the top turnbuckle. Sky with The Shotei. Sky with The Top Rope Hurricanrana. Sky follows that with The Missile Dropkick. Sky pops back on her feet. Sky plays to the crowd. Sky nails Rodriguez with The Bullet Train Attack. Sky walks over Rodriguez. Sky prepares for Over The MoonSault. Liv Morgan runs interference. Stephanie Vaquer ducks a clothesline from Morgan. Vaquer SuperKicks Morgan. Vaquer and Morgan starts brawling towards the backstage area. Sky turns a Tornado DDT into an inside cradle to score the next pinfall. Raquel Rodriguez has been eliminated. After the bell rings, Rodriguez drops Sky with The Big Boot. Rodriguez lawn darts Sky face first into the ring post. Rodriguez delivers The Tejana Bomb onto the ring apron.

IYO SKY VS. IVY NILE 

Nile immediately runs into the ring. Nile hooks both legs to score the next pinfall. Nile proceeds to mock Sky. Iyo Sky has been eliminated.

IVY NILE VS. BAYLEY 

Bayley checks on Sky. Nile attacks Bayley from behind. Nile slams Bayley’s head on the ring apron. Nile punches Bayley in the back. Nile whips Bayley into the steel ring steps. Nile flexes her muscles. Nile has complete control of the match during the commercial break. Nile applies a rear chin lock. Bayley with heavy bodyshots. Bayley rocks Nile with a forearm smash. Bayley whips Nile across the ring. Nile with a GutWrench Suplex for a two count. Nile goes back to the rear chin lock. Bayley gets back to a vertical base. Bayley with a deep arm-drag. Bayley decks Nile with a back elbow smash. Bayley with a Running NeckBreaker. Bayley with two clotheslines. Bayley ducks a clothesline from Nile. Bayley with a Belly to Back Suplex. Bayley with The Middle Rope Stunner. Bayley follows that with a Running Knee Strike. Bayley with The Flying Elbow Drop for a two count.

Bayley goes for The Bayley to Belly, but Nile lands back on her feet. Standing Switch Exchange. Bayley rolls Nile over for a two count. Nile with a Running Side Kick. Nile with a Release German Suplex for a two count. Nile tugs on Bayley’s hair. Bayley with a gut punch. Bayley sends Nile to the corner. Bayley with a running back elbow smash. Bayley with a Running German Suplex off the turnbuckles for a two count. Nile blocks The Rose Plant. Nile kicks Bayley in the face. Nile uppercuts Bayley. Nile with The Delayed Vertical Suplex for a two count. Nile with forearm shivers. The referee admonishes Nile. Bayley kicks Nile in the face. Bayley ascends to the top turnbuckle. Nile with another Running Side Kick. Nile with The SuperPlex. Nile follows that with The Swinging Uranage Slam. Bayley’s momentum carries her to the outside. Bayley with a reverse hammer throw into the ring steps. Bayley rolls Nile back into the ring. Nile blocks The Flying Elbow Drop. Nile kicks Bayley out of the ring. Bayley rocks Nile with a forearm smash. Bayley with a Running Elbow Drop on the apron. Bayley connects with The Bayley To Belly. Ivy Nile has been eliminated.

BAYLEY VS. ASUKA W/KAIRI SANE 

Bayley starts things off with The Suicide Dive. Asuka uses Sane as a human shield. Asuka SuperKicks Bayley. Asuka has complete control of the match during the commercial break. Bayley with a Running Sunset Bomb into the turnbuckles for a two count. Bayley goes for The Rose Plant, but Asuka counters with The Ankle Lock. Asuka with a pinning combination for a two count. Asuka with Two Roundhouse Kicks. Asuka goes for a third, but Bayley counters with a Knee Bar. Asuka grabs the bottom rope which forces the break. Bayley with a Diving Dropkick through the ring post. Bayley rolls Asuka back into the ring. Asuka thrust kicks the midsection of Bayley. Asuka with a Pop Up Knee Lift. Bayley answers with a Rebound Lariat.

Bayley with a Running Knee Strike for a two count. Forearm Exchange. Asuka delivers her combination offense. Asuka with The Spinning Heel Kick for a two count. Asuka drops Bayley with The Buzzsaw Kick for a two count. Bayley avoids The Shining Wizard. Bayley rolls Asuka over for a two count. Bayley dodges The Spinning Back Fist. Bayley hits The Bayley To Belly for a two count. Bayley with clubbing blows to Asuka’s back. Asuka knocks Bayley off the top turnbuckle with a Running Forearm Smash. Lyra Valkyria dropkicks Sane into the LED Board. Bayley with The Middle Rope Stuner. Bayley goes for The Flying Elbow Drop, but Asuka counters with The Asuka Lock. Bayley rolls Asuka over for a one count. Bayley plants Asuka with The Rose Plant to pickup the victory.

Winner: Bayley via Pinfall 

– We got a video recap of last week’s CM Punk/Roman Reigns Promo Exchange.

– During the commercial break, Byron Saxton was having an interview with Nattie inside the arena. Maxxine Dupri proceeded to jump Nattie from behind. Dupri started beating up Nattie on the stage.

– The Original El Grande Americano runs into Danhausen in the backstage area. Danhausen says that he wants a mask that way he can make double the money. Danhausen tries to remove El Grande’s Mask to test it out. Rule numbero uno, you don’t touch a Luchador’s Mask. El Grande tells Danhausen that he has time no for his shenanigans, so he better leave. Since El Grande doesn’t want to join forces with Danhausen, he’s officially cursed. Before El Grande can reveal his second rule, Danhausen disappears. El Grande calls Danhausen a clown and he doesn’t believe in curses.

Second Match: PENTA (c) vs. El Grande Americano For The WWE Intercontinental Championship 

PENTA: First, I want to say, thank you. Thank you to my family, thank you to my friends, thank you to my company, and thank you to all my fans around the world. And thank you to everyone who were mean. And I say thank you to myself, because I believe in me, every single day to achieve this title. This title, it’s not just for PENTA, this title is for everyone who never gives up, because PENTA represents all of those people, PENTA represents the dreamers, and PENTA represents the fighters of the real life. This title is the wrestle of a lot of hard work, this title is the wrestle of a lot of sacrifice, this title is the wrestle which you believe in yourself, every single day. And now and together, we make history, because now I’m here as your new Intercontinental Champion, because I represent Mexico and America, the ring is his home, Lucha Libre means everything to me, Lucha Libre taught me everything I needed to get to this point. I’m PENTA and I have Cero Miedo.

The Original El Grande Americano’s music hits, but El Grande 2.0 comes out instead. I guess maybe Original El Grande got attacked in the backstage area. Anyways, this match started during the commercial break. Side Headlock Exchange. Americano whips Penta across the ring. Americano drops down on the canvas. Americano leapfrogs over Penta. Penta kicks Americano in the ribs. Americano reverses out of the irish whip from Penta. Penta ducks a clothesline from Americano. Hurricanrana Exchange. Penta SuperKicks Americano. Penta plays to the crowd. Penta slaps Americano in the chest. Americano reverses out of the irish whip from Penta. Americano blocks a boot from Penta. Americano uppercuts Penta. Americano is raining down haymakers. Americano drives Penta shoulder first into the steel ring post.

Americano transitions into a corner mount. Americano kicks Penta in the face. Americano goes for the cover, but Penta’s hand is under the bottom rope. Americano poses for the crowd. Americano transitions into a ground and pound attack. Americano fish hooks Penta. Americano with a sharp knee strike. Americano slams Penta’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Americano with another corner mount. Penta grabs at Americano’s mask. Penta transitions into a corner mount of his own. Americano rakes the eyes of Penta. Americano with a Running Uppercut. Penta answers with a Running Enzuigiri. Penta drops Americano with The Diving Backstabber. Penta with a Springboard Clothesline. Americano punches Penta in mid-air. Americano continues to gloat around the ringside area. Americano has complete control of the match during the commercial break.

Americano is picking Penta apart. Penta with a double leg takedown. Penta clips the back of Americano’s knees. Penta with The SlingBlade. Penta with a Running Enzuigiri. Penta sweeps out the legs of Americano. Penta with The Delayed Corner Handstand Dropkick. Penta lands The SomerSault Plancha. Penta follows that with The Flying Crossbody Block for a two count. Penta goes for The Sacrifice, but Americano puts his foot on the bottom rope which forces the break. Americano rolls Penta over for a two count. Americano with The SpineBuster for a two count. Americano slaps Penta in the chest. Penta rips Americano off the top rope. Americano denies The Penta Driver. Americano sends Penta to the corner. Penta SuperKicks Americano. Penta goes for The Mexican Destroyer, but Americano counters with The Rolling Death Valley Driver for a two count. Americano goes after Penta’s mask. Penta slaps Americano in the chest. Americano with a knee lift. Americano goes for a Flying Clothesline, but Penta counters with The CodeBreaker. Penta connects with The Springboard Mexican Destroyer to pickup the victory.

Winner: Still WWE Intercontinental Champion, PENTA via Pinfall 

Stephanie Vaquer Promo 

Liv, I heard what you said last week. WWE signed you when you were 20 years old and I’m glad they did. I can see how good you are. I can see everything you learned from the privileges you had. I can see everything you’ve worked for and all the skill you’ve gained from training with the best. What bothers me about you isn’t your stupid laugh. What really pisses me off is that you have all the tools to be great, but you’re too ignorant to use them. You hide behind a trashy man and send your friends to do your dirty work for you. Are you proud of that? And just so you know, we’ve both had privileges, and those mud huts made me who I am, and I’m proud of that. Because you were forged by people around you with experience, I was forged in hell.

I was forged in fire. We both took different roads to get here, but now we both have the skill to be here. The difference is that you’ve become lazy. The funny thing is, Liv, I can see more in you than you see in yourself. I can see in you a fierce opponent, a worthy opponent. But on the contrary, you see yourself as just a cheap blonde. You always take the easy way to get to the championship. You better bring all your years of training with you when you step in the ring with me, because at WrestleMania, I will bring all the blood, sweat and all my experience, and I will use it to continue making history as your Women’s World Champion.

– We head back to The Judgment Day’s Clubhouse. Liv Morgan is venting to Raquel Rodriguez and JD McDonagh. Liv says that Stephanie is just mad that she doesn’t have friends. Liv tells Raquel to not be upset, they’re gonna take out Stephanie, and help Raquel get back into the title picture. Dominik Mysterio angrily storms into the clubhouse. Where is Finn Balor? JD says that he’ll go look for him. Dom tells the girl that he’s got to go to the ring, he needs to get something off his chest.

– GUNTHER is a special guest on Cody Rhodes “What Do You Wanna Talk About?” Podcast. JBL will be appearing on Six Feet Under this week with The Undertaker and Michelle McCool. Plus, you can catch Danhausen on the Raw Recap Podcast with Sma Roberts and Megan Morant.

– Zuffa Boxing Light Heavyweight Champion Jose Valenzuela, and Ernest Jones/Mike Morris from the Seattle Seahawks are in the house.

The Judgment Day Segment 

Dominik Mysterio: I demand a rematch for the Intercontinental Championship. I should be your champion right now, but instead, PENTA is walking around with my title. And we all know whose fault it is. Finn Balor, I didn’t want to do this out here, I wanted to do this privately, but you’re making me air our dirty laundry in front of everybody.

– Finn Balor comes down to the ring with JD McDonagh.

Dominik Mysterio: And where the hell you been? We’ve all been looking for you. I hope you’re here to tell me that you got me a rematch, I hope you’re here to tell me that you finally talked to Adam and you got me my rematch. Huh, is that what you got to say? Come on, you got nothing to say?

Finn Balor: Are you done, Dom? You finish? You got it all out? Look, about last week, you’re right, if it wasn’t for me, you’d still be Intercontinental Champion, so for that, I’m sorry. But you see, Dom, I was trying to help, I was trying to teach you a lesson. You see, The Judgment Day, we’re a family, and we’re always gonna have your back. You told me that you wanted to be the greatest Mysterio of all-time, and you can be. But to be the greatest anything of all-time, you got to learn that, sometimes, you got to fight your own battles, Dom. For two years, Dom, for two years, I’ve been trying to help you, I’ve been trying to guide you. But the more I help, the more I try to lead you in the right direction, the more I realize that your dad was right. Maybe you are just a spoiled little prick.

Dom pie faces Balor. Balor respond with The Pele Kick. JD pulls Balor off of Dom. JD is trying to defuse the situation. Balor drops Dom with The SlingBlade. Balor goes for The Shotgun Dropkick, but JD counters with a Lariat. The Judgment Day gangs up on Balor. Dom grabs a bell hammer and a steel chair. Balor kicks Dom in the face. Balor is throwing haymakers at JD. Dom clocks Balor with the bell hammer. Dom puts the bell hammer in his shoes. JD is holding Balor down on the middle rope. Dom delivers The 619. JD and Liv drags Balor to the corner. Dom connects with The Frog Splash. JD repeatedly drives the chair into the midsection of Balor. Dom lands another Frog Splash.

– Adam Pearce gives Je’Von Evans his props for his performance in the Elimination Chamber. Evans gets confronted by Kofi Kingston and Grayson Waller. Grayson hasn’t forgot about their interaction in Atlanta and he’s ready to fight. Kofi tells Grayson to calm down, he wants to have a private conversation with Evans. Kofi says that they got off on the wrong foot, Xavier Woods is injured, Offset was out of line, and Kofi got upset and he took it out on Evans, and he apologies for that. The fact of the matter is, Kofi sees a lot of himself in Evans. Kofi says that Evans could be a potential WWE Champion. Kofi tells Evans that to succeed, he needs the right team to surround him. Kofi doesn’t need an answer right, he knows that Evans has dreams, but it doesn’t have to do it alone. Kofi shakes hands with Evans.

– Jackie Redmond had a backstage interview with Bayley and Lyra Valkyria. Bayley is pumped about fighting AJ Lee next week. Bayley gives Lyra props for having her back out there, she wouldn’t won the match without her. Bayley says that The Kabuki Warriors forgot that Lyra has wings. Lyra says that Bayley should be the next Women’s Intercontinental Champion. Bayley says that it’s going to be an honor sharing the ring with one of her best friends in the business, and someone she looks up to. Bayley has been waiting for an opportunity to capture the Women’s Intercontinental Championship ever since it was created. Once Bayley wins that championship, she’ll give Lyra the first shot at the title.

Third Match: Oba Femi vs. Rusev 

Clubbing Lariat Exchange. Haymaker Exchange. Rusev repeatedly drives his knee into the midsection of Femi. Rusev with rapid fire bodyshots in the corner. Femi reverses out of the irish whip from Rusev. Femi with a Running Uppercut. Rusev levels Femi with The Body Avalanche. Femi drops Rusev with The Big Boot. Femi clotheslines Rusev over the top rope. Femi is fired up. Rusev with clubbing throat thrusts. Femi sends Rusev shoulder first into the steel ring steps. Femi rolls Rusev back into the ring.

Rusev SuperKicks Femi off the ring apron. Rusev with three haymakers. Rusev drives Femi face first into the steel ring post. Rusev with a Spin Kick onto the announce table. Rusev is fired up. Femi shrugs off a Running Lariat. Rusev with Two Roundhouse Kicks. Femi goes for The Chokeslam, but Rusev lands back on his feet. Rusev scores The Machka Kick. Femi drops Rusev with a Running Uppercut. Rusev rises back on his feet. Femi ducks a clothesline from Rusev. Femi with The Pop Up Toss. Femi connects with The Fall From Grace to pickup the victory.

Winner: Oba Femi via Pinfall 

– Next week on Raw from San Antonio, Texas, Brock Lesnar will be in the house. AJ Lee will put her WWE Women’s Intercontinental Championship on the line against Bayley. The Original El Grande Americano collides with El Grande Americano. Plus, Roman Reigns will be in the house to confront CM Punk.

CM Punk & The Usos Segment 

CM Punk: Wow, okay, I was a little bit wrong, I was unsure what the temperature in the room was gonna be regarding me. Oh, but hell with it, is it great to be alive on a Monday night in Seattle or what? I think I know how to get you an octave higher, how about them Seahawks? Gosh, I thought some of you were gonna be mad at me. There’s some people that are upset about some of the things I said last week, one thing in particular I heard was categorized as disrespectful. So, I don’t know, you seem to love me. One thing I do know, is that Roman Reigns has never respected me, not once in his entire career. I don’t know, hold your breath, he might show up. Roman Reigns has never respected me, but I will force him to respect the position I hold. Championships, titles in this business are made to find out who the best is. Championships and titles in sports are made to find out who the best is, and those best go on to defend their titles, and they defend their championships. This title in particular was created, because Roman Reigns shun his championship responsibilities, and he refused to defend his titles. But I defend mine, I defend this title, because I’m proud of it. I defend this title, because you deserve a fighting champion. And when I defend this title, I level it up, I level up the competition. If you stand in ring across from CM Punk, you have to level up, physically and damn sure, verbally, because if you don’t, I will leave you dumbfounded and slopped jaw like I left Roman Reigns last week. I level this place up. But unfortunately, this has been on my mind all week. Unfortunately, last week, I lowered myself to Roman Reigns level.

Jey Uso: Hey, Punk, we need you to apologize, right now. Apologize, right now, uce.

CM Punk: Why is Roman still sending his cousins out here in the ring to do his heavy lifting?

Jey Uso: Hey, hey, hey, look, he didn’t send nobody out here to do nothing, I came out here my damn self, uce. You better apologize, right now, Punk.

Jimmy Uso: This got absolutely nothing to do with Roman Reigns, but everything to do with respect. It’s the exact reason why we’re standing out here tonight, in the middle of this ring, face-to-face, because you know what, Phil? I got a whole lot of respect for you, I really do. I really do. I got so much respect for you, because the kind of character you are, brother. You say what’s on your mind, you speak from the heart, if there’s an obstacle in front of you, you ain’t trying to run from it, under it, over it, you run through it, and I respect that, mainly because you call yourself the voice of the voiceless. And you know what, man, you can talk trash about Roman all you want to, but what you did last week was disrespect our late Uncle who has no voice. So, apologize.

CM Punk: You’re right. Your brother is coming in a little hot, but you’re right, Sika doesn’t have a voice. And I’m not spiritual, but we’re friends, and I know you are. You think, you believe he can hear me, he can hear us? Okay, then I hope he hears this, and I hope you’re listening, because we’re friends, and your entire family and me go back a long way, longer than most people realize. I respect Sika, I didn’t know him as well as I knew his brother, Afa. When I lived in Philadelphia, I would drove to Allentown, Pennsylvania. And I’m not saying I worked for free, because Afa was always generous to give me some gas money or a hot plate of food or a roof under my head when I needed it. I was paid in knowledge sitting under The Wild Samoan’s Learning Tree, I damn near babysit Lance while the show was going on. It was a thrill for young me to sit in the back of the pickup truck with the legendary, Samu, and have him drop knowledge on me. I respect everybody in your family, and everybody in your family has showed me nothing but respect, but that one son of a bitch. Now, if you think Sika heard that, then you believe he could see, and if you believe he could see, I know he sees exactly what I see, and that is what a lying, conniving, backstabbing, manipulative, gaslighting, egotistical, narcissistic, plastic politician his son Roman Reigns is.

Jey Uso: Man, he still don’t get it. Squash that, he still don’t get it. This ain’t about Roman Reigns, we need you to say, I’m sorry.

CM Punk: I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry Roman Reigns treated the two of you and the rest of his family in The Bloodline like garbage, for years, and never once came out here publicly to apologize for the way he treated his family that his love. I’m sorry that Roman Reigns disrespected one of my mentors, the great “American Dream” Dusty Rhodes, the father of my friend Cody, when he called him irrelevant and somehow not on the hook for apologizing, but I am. I’m sorry, Usos, I’m sorry that Roman Reigns has tricked you and the rest of the Samoan Family, and all these people, and everybody watching around the world that he gives a single damn about any of you or any of this, because if he did, if he cared about you or the people or me or this company or this business, I’d be standing in this ring talking to him, right now, instead of his young boys.

Punk shoves the microphone into Jey’s chest. Jey shoves Punk back. Jimmy drops Punk with a straight right hand. The Usos walk out of the ring as the show goes off the air.

Total Run-Time: 2 Hours, 22 Minutes, 10 Seconds 

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