Lucha Libre AAA Results 1/17/26

Lucha Libre AAA Results 1/17/26
Gimnasio Olimpico Juan De La Barrera
Mexico City, Mexico

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Commentators: (Corey Graves, Rey Mysterio, JBL)

Ring Announcer: Jesus Zuniga

Transcription by Josh Lopez

Rey Mysterio Segment 

Rey Mysterio: 

– La Yesca had a recent sighting at a Bad Bunny Concert.

First Match: Mr. Iguana, La Parka, Nino Hamburguesa vs. Mini Abismo Negro, Taurus, Histeria In A 6-Man Tag Team Match

Nino Hamburguesa and Taurus will start things off. Quick shoving contest. Chop Exchange. Taurus with a Spinning Back Kick. Taurus HeadButts Hamburguesa. Taurus slaps Hamburguesa in the face. Hamburguesa runs around Taurus. Hamburguesa clotheslines Taurus. Hamburguesa with a Running Seated Senton. Negro kicks Hamburguesa in the gut. Hamburguesa reverses out of the irish whip from Negro. Hamburguesa with a corner clothesline. Hamburgesa sweeps out the legs of Negro. Iguana hands Hamburguesa a Cheeseburger. Hamburguesa with a Running Cannonball Strike. Histeria trips Hamburguesa from the outside. Los Vipers are putting the boots to Hamburguesa. Histeria whips Hamburguesa across the ring. Histeria with a Spinning Heel Kick. Histeria applies a wrist lock. Histeria tags in Taurus.

Double Irish Whip. Taurus drops down on the canvas. Hamburguesa trips over Taurus. Histeria with a Running Boot. Taurus tags in Negro. Negro with The Missile Dropkick. Taurus slaps Hamburguesa in the chest. Los Vipers puts Hamburguesa on the top turnbuckle. Histeria slaps Hamburguesa in the chest. Hamburguesa blocks The Double SuperPlex. Hamburguesa with a Double Splash. Hamburguesa tags in Parka. Parka with two clotheslines. Parka with a Tilt-A-Whirl BackBreaker. Parka launches Negro over the top rope. Parka ducks a clothesline from Taurus. Parka with The Flapjack. Parka pops back on his feet. Parka with a Twisting Vertical Suplex for a two count. Standing Switch Exchange. Parka shoves Histeria into Taurus. Negro reverses out of the irish whip from Parka. Parka kicks Negro in the face. Parka tags in Iguana. Iguana with a Spinning Headscissors Takeover. Parka with The Orihara MoonSault. Hamburguesa follows that with The Pounce. Hamburguesa with a Flying Cannonball Senton through the ropes. Iguana connects with The Spinning La Mistica to pickup the victory.

Winner: Mr. Iguana, La Parka, Nino Hamburguesa via Pinfall 

Second Match: Lady Flammer w/Los Toxicas vs. Lady Shani 

Flammer with an arm-drag takeover. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Standing Switch Exchange. Flammer sends Shani across the ring. Flammer with a Headscissors Takeover. Flammer whips Shani across the ring. Shani with a Tilt-A-Whirl Rollup for a two count. Shani with a Bridging Pinning Combination for a two count. Flammer follows that with a Roll Through Foot Stomp. Flammer poses for the crowd. Flammer kicks Shani in the face. Flammer repeatedly slams Shani’s head on the middle turnbuckle pad. Forearm Exchange.

Shani slaps Flammer in the chest. Flammer reverses out of the irish whip from Shani. Flammer with a corner clothesline. Following a snap mare takeover, Flammer with The Sliding Lariat for a two count. Flammer argues with the referee. Flammer with a Spinning Back Kick. Flammer whips Shani across the ring. Shani with a Back Fist. Shani with The Backstabber. Shani applies The Reverse Butterfly Lock. The referee gets distracted by La Hiedra. Lola Vice yanks Hiedra off the ring apron. Vice and Hiedra start brawling around the ringside area. Marovia trips Shani from the outside. Shani kicks Marovia in the face. Flammer dropkicks Shani. Flammer connects with The Running Basement Dropkick to pickup the victory.

Winner: Lady Flammer via Pinfall 

– Next week on AAA on FOX, PENTA will be making a special announcement. There will be three massive title matches featuring Pagano & Psycho Clown, El Hijo Del Dr. Wagner Jr. and Laredo Kid.

Dominik Mysterio Promo 

Everyone is so, so excited for this new television contract. AAA Lucha Libre exploding on FOX. Especially with more eyes than ever before, but why do you think this is all happening? Maybe it’s all these famous celebrities showing up suddenly, like, Canelo Alvarez. Canelo, do you remember last September, when we were both headliners in Las Vegas? I think it as Mexican Independence Day Weekend, and I, representing Mexico, arrived in Las Vegas and left as the new AAA Champ. The new Mega Champion. And you, representing Mexico, lost. Maybe it’s because Bad Bunny loves Mr. Iguana. Please, that’s a joke. We all know that everyone loves to listen to Dirty Dom. So, tell me, why is all this happening? Why are all the arenas sold out? Why is AAA on top right now? A man who did something my father never could, in his entire legendary career, and that is defeating John Cena. A man whose face will be everywhere in all of Mexico. A man who will have banners hanging from buildings. And a man with statues created in his honor, for everything he has done. A man known forever as one thing. The King Of The Luchadors. The Dirtiest Of The Dirty. Dirty Dominik Mysterio.

Third Match: El Hijo Del Vikingo w/Dorian Roldan vs. El Grande Americano In A Number One Contenders Match For The AAA Mega Championship

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