WWE Raw Results 5/13/24

WWE Raw Results 5/13/24
Bon Secours Wellness Arena
Greenville, South Carolina

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Commentators: (Michael Cole & Pat McAfee)

Ring Announcer: Samantha Irvin

Transcription by Josh Lopez

Drew McIntyre & Damian Priest Segment 

Drew McIntyre: I mean, maybe if we were in Atlanta or Charlotte, but Punk is not going to show up in Greenville. He’ll only make the big towns, brother. When Punk said, when pushed, he’s Satan, himself. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn’t exist. Well, the greatest trick CM Punk ever pulled was looking like a drug addict without ever taking any drugs. No, the greatest trick he ever pulled was convincing you to trust him, time and time, again, no matter how many times he breaks your trust. Management, CM Punk fans, you keep taking him back, it’s like an abusive relationship, I don’t understand it. The other thing I don’t understand, is that you buy all the crap that he spews out of his mouth every week. I don’t like talking to people like they’re stupid, but if you’re a CM Punk fan, you’re stupid.

Just look at the facts. Last week, he was in this ring calling me a coward, challenging me to a fight. You literally watched me leave the arena in my car. He arrived one second later, came to the ring, and started talking his trash. It’s like he’s a got a stooge on the inside, Adam Pearce. And the week before that, I was on the stage, he was in the skybox, I go to the skybox, and he’s in the ring. He’s running from Drew McIntyre. Punk, eventually, I’m going to get my hands on you, and I will torture you, and you will beg me to tear your triceps. But until then, I’m not going to waste my time on a guy that might not be cleared for another 20 years. Speaking of things that’ll never happen, Jey Uso lost another title match. My title match. His reward, my spot in the King Of The Ring, it’s complete bullshit. I will deal with you later, Jey. The number one thing on my priority list, is the World Heavyweight Championship, and that paper champion, Damian Priest. I’ve been watching you backstage, Priest, walking around like you’re the big man with your bootleg Bloodline.

Damian Priest: Drew, you got some serious issues, dude. Since you can’t shut that hole in your face, why don’t you do something different tonight? I’m thinking, you actually say what you’re going to say, but say it to someone’s face.

Drew McIntyre: I would love to say it to somebody’s face, but if you were listening, CM Punk keeps running away from me every single week. But since you’re being a man, you are stepping up to me right now, I’m going to say something positive about you. Because I know your story. You have a very, very inspirational story. You worked your ass off for years. You put a shift in. You paid your dues. You deserve all of the success in the world. You just don’t deserve to be champion. My next-door neighbor Dave has a very inspirational story, but that doesn’t mean he should be the World Heavyweight Champion. This is a case of the title making the man. The Raw title is in its infant stages, it needs the man to make the title, it needs Drew McIntyre. And you knew, you couldn’t beat me one-on-one, so you had to use that briefcase and cash in.

Damian Priest: Stop, stop, stop. Man, you are delusional, dog. No, no, no. You are out here blaming everybody else for your failures. Let me ask you a question. Did you not choose this life? I mean, you chose to be a WWE Superstar, right?

Drew McIntyre: I’ve been a WWE Superstar since I was 21, say what if you think he’s a BS Champion?

Damian Priest: I’m still the champion. No, but check it out, you know what you should choose to do, Drew. Choose to find a mirror. Look at the reflection and blame that asshole. I’m going to break it down for you, right. I wanted to cash in on Seth Rollins, man, I really did. And then you and I, we could’ve gone to war at WrestleMania, but you stopped me from cashing in, multiple times. That’s your fault. No, no, no, wait, then you explained to the world, that if I was smart, I would wait for you beat to Seth, and then cash in on you. What happened? That’s on you. Let’s talk about WrestleMania, Drew. You finally achieved your goal. All you had to do was leave. All you had to do was grab your wife’s hand, and go enjoy your moment, and then what happened. You saw Punk, and you made Punk more important than yourself, this championship, and you made Punk more important than your wife. Wait, Drew, let’s not forget the part that you proceeded to get your ass kicked by a one-arm man. So, yeah, I cash-in. Now, you know what, your elbow will get healed, you’re going to get cleared. So, what, you want a shot at the world title? Fine, you got it. But check this out, Drew, you can call me a paper champion all you want, but when I’m done with you, you’re going to eat those words. Now you all can rise to that.

First Match: Iyo Sky vs. Shayna Baszler In A Second Round Match In The 2024 Queen Of The Ring Tournament

STILL TO COME 

– Becky Lynch vs. Dakota Kai w/Damage CTRL 

– GUNTHER w/Ludwig Kaiser vs. Kofi Kingston In A Second Round Match In The 2024 King Of The Ring Tournament 

– Lyra Valkyria vs. Zoey Stark In A Second Round Match In The 2024 Queen Of The Ring Tournament 

– Jey Uso vs. Ilja Dragunov In A Second Round Match In The 2024 King Of The Ring Tournament 

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